Classified job ad of the day: Timber Rattlesnake Assistant

I thought the PSU was Plymouth State University, but it’s Penn State U., alas. Still, here is a great want ad: Rattlesnake Assistant.

The main responsibilities of the position will be to assist in the capture and processing of timber rattlesnakes, the radio telemetry of timber rattlesnakes, the collection of habitat use and habitat availability data, processing of operative temperature data, and measurement of preferred body temperature data