An important new-car metric: How many emus will it hold?

Tesla’s new model has way-cool wing doors that flip up. You know what that means? It means you could load TWO emus into it at once!

(If you’ve confused, check the photo on the Monitor story about the end of the Great Wandering Emu Caper.)

Apparently Tesla isn’t targeting owners of canoes or kayaks – it would be tough to squeeze a roof rack up there.