It’s not easy to tell the age of a wild animal. That’s why New Hampshire sends 125 bobcat canines, 500 deer incisors, 100 moose incisors and 800 bear premolars to a really funky lab in Montana every year.
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So the tooth fairy has a field office in Montana.
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